Okay here sio another perons that I hav eto soO!! aprently this guiy is some big cheez with some copanY!!! Miscrosoft or somethin but her eh=e is dancing around stealing myu move s like crazy. Didnt ehs know tha Hal Killains is the only one taht can dants to GLORIRA ESTEBAN!!! I lov ehr music it make sme so happy.

Can you tfeel it hte rhythm of hte night dants utnilt eh morning lights we can leave the world behiiiind! Oh the dancin in the niight!

MAN gloria esteban is amazing singer! Almost as good as Perry Komo.

AnD THEN this same guy is shown HERE riping me OFF AGAIN!!!

Excue me, Mr. Fat Microsop guiy? Halkillian here. Nice ot meet you but now you have to go to JAIL becuas eI"m SOOING YOU. YES that's right! SOOING you. Because you stole my moves whne you sweat it up and then start yelling and making peopl clap! EVEYRONE KNOW that clapping leads to dantshing (and not to Glora Estlan, etiher) which leeds to dancing and makeing BABIES OUT OF WEDDINGLOCKS!!! that's n outrage you bastads!

And scents when did I sayou oyca sweat liek that! Have yo been having esss eee ex? that spells SEX Buddy!!! HAHAH!! You bastaedd1 Well, in between you goin to jail and everyting i hope you have toime to learn about baby jesus. Maybe then you can talk about babyjesus (clap) babyjesus (clap) babyjesus (clap) insatea d of devlepers deverpos )(clao) devopers (clap)! GOT ME!! haha

you shud yhear from my leegal team in the week afte rI fisnih sensind AOL to the SLAM!!!

STPO THE PRESES!! HAL KILLINAN REVIEWED BY MAJOR WEB STEI!!

WELl, my popualrity keeps GETTING BIGGER unlike my BELLY! See every since I stated this wWEb comapny I have bneen losing a tun of WEIGHt becuase the chiks dig the Internet miloonaires that have ROC HARD ABBAs! So along with being a rich computer geek ,I Also will probl ably be a modle or something in the fiutre. Yeah baby! HHAHAHAH!!

Anyway, like is aid my popularity as a multimeeda mogel gets bigger. These assholes juust reviews my Hal Killian BLOG HERE. Normalty i woudl not proscribe to sch crap but toady I am feeling pised off so I am goint to responde to mr. POPDOG (the cretin who areviewd HAL KILLIAN BLOG.)

Hers' what "she" ahd to say! HAHAHA i called he rshe and i'ts probly a guy!! HAHA!:

Oh dear
This is a terrible blog

NO IT Ai'nt!! It's a good one! You just do'nt seeem to unsderstand it as You SHOW LATER IN YOUR OWN REVEW!!

I think this person is trying to be funny but it just comes off annoying.

I'm not tying to be annoying or funhny I'm trying to be SERIOUS aboot you adn you continues shunnig of BABY JESUS!! If that is'nt serious I do not no what is!!

I dont want to spend 15 minutes deciphering a sentence.

WHAT YOU CANT" REDA?!? WHAT"s Wrong acna you nt undestand my HANDRIGHTING!??! HAHAHAH!! man tha'ts rich -- someone WHO CAn'T EVEN READ tyring oto rrread and right my REVIEW ON HAL KILLIAN BLGO!!! I MEAN BLOG!

If you get kicks out of this

"I have a wiofe who's name is SALLY and we're not talkin right now because she is a big BITCH and own't let me tal kto my daughters Cornelia and Sally-Ann. "

then im sure youll love it.

AND IF U CUD REED YO"UD LVO EIT TOO! START with the BIBLE YOU BITCH!! TOo bad Baby jesus ca'nt teech yout o read and write like ol dHAL!!! AHAHAHA

I WOULD LIke it know that you people have QUOTED ME WITH OUT MY PERMISSION!!! That is copywrite infringmunt and I wcan let you know that you shud exp-ect to ehear from my legal teem withing the hour assoon as we afre finished with the AOl lawsoot. After I get AOL thrown inteh bighouse where it wil be buttkissed by a hudnerd otehr big boys, YOU WIL BE NEX POPTARD!! HAHAHDAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!! POPTARD!!!

It will be like one of those crack the code puzzles.

SORY OF LIEK THIS REVIEW! IT MAkes now centsr! How can you say that it sucks if you cant' reed it buddy boy!! HAHAHAHA! TOUSHAY!!

At least the colour scheme isnt bad.

I'll bet youd' liek it betters if you could READ THE COLURS BETTER!! HAHAHHA!
Sorry but I just dont like it.
HTAT's aoksy Jesus leoves you jsut the sayme. Not me though! HEY bye the way i check edou tyour blog, POOP DOG!! (AHAHHAHA) as well and it scared me becuase it was so scary!! TOO MCUH GREEN! Ib et my colrs could kcik your asss!!

You can EMAIL This GODDLES JERk and let nhimw know ho mch you liek HAL Killian blog. AND HTEN EMALE EM AND REMIND ME OF WHAT YOU SAID!!! AND DSEND MONYE!!

IntRODUCINT My new FANMALE section of the Hal Killam BLOG. This is wher eI post the eMALE that peolple send to me abecuase they agre with me and tell me so!! HAHAH! NONE OF YOU GET FANMELA!!

Okay LADies and gentulman here's our first lette rof the day: NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTEST THE SINNER!! I will also comment on the leter when they LIE about me!!!

Letter NUMBER ONe
from: CARL (remember this is his FAKE NAME!!!!)

Hal,

Please stop. I'm sick of your crap and the fact that you are now harassing my friends and co-workers now is an outrage. I don't give a crap about your damn idiotic Web page and I'm quite sure noone else does as well. Get this through your fat skull: no one is going to be sending you any money; no one thinks you are for real and furthermore NO ONE CARES. I won't even go into your views on Harry Potter.

Good, because you kno I"M WRITE!! I get scared of haarry Mpooter talking about teh things that he does to the kdis. I't sjust not fair for them to be displayed to thi kidn of SATANism. I hat e Satan and that means I hate veyrhting ASSOCIATed wiht Satan. So if that means I ha ve to hate little children blike Harry pOtter and all the kids who read his books and all the parents who buy teh books for their kdis and all the booksellers who selll the Satan Potter Bibles and all the families of the owners of the booksellers and all the people who have ever associate or touched or been around or interacted iweht the booksellers faimliies than SO BE IT> FUCK YOU HARRY AND FUCK YOU SANTA!!! I MEAN SATAN!

"CARL" continues...

And your spelling is beyond ludicrous.

I'm WORKIGN ON IT! DAMNIT! Pepla ren't perfect, you know! ROME WASn"T built in a day you know! I'm trying to improv my spelling! But if it was'nt for yOU people constalntly pointing and laughing atn telling me how FAT I am, i would get better at spelling and grammaring. and righting. But in six ontsh I bet I'm a BETER WRITR THAN YOU EVER WILL BE YOU SICK BASTARXD! ! HAHAHAHAHAH!!

Come ona CARL (if that's you REAL NAME!!!) let me have it!!

Let me talk in small words so you'll understand: Stop harassing me and my friends. Get back to work. Talk to Sally. Get your life back in order, idiot.

Carl

P.S. -- If I see you at BRENDA's party we're going to have words.

DON?"T TELLM E HOW TO RUN MY LIFE YOU JASKASSES!! MY WIFE IWLL NOT RESPND to my EMALES or my clals! AND if you call me an IDOT one more time I'M GOING TO STOP TALKING TO YOU AND MOVE ont oe hte next letter. Haha too laoter. LATER CARL!!! YOU BSATRXD!!

LErter NUMBER TWO
from: BRENDA (not her real name!! again!!)

I'll have to agree with CARL here Hal.

OH what a srpursie!! YOu two are probaly briends and you conspire against me!? READ ANY SANTA POTTER BOOKS TOGETHER LATELY AS YOU TAKE YOUR SHOWERS TOGETHER!?!? HAHAHAHAH!!!


STOP RACISMING US!!!! NOW!!! THIS IS A FAT_FREE_ZONE!!!!

I CAN"T HELP THAT I'M FAT YOU BITCH!!!! YOU BITCH TYOU BITHC!!! IB ET YOU'R EFAT TOO!!

We don't care about your "cause" or if you think we are "sinners".

APATHETIC!!

Just do yourself and everyone else here a favor and disconnect your internet access and try to lead a normal life. Talk to Sally and your daughters.

SE EABOVE FOR ADIVE ON TELLING ME HOW TO RUN MY LIFE! I SENT Carl running and now I'lls end you running to you shrew!! HAHAH!!!

Who the hell cares about your view of Harry Potter anyway?? You are the only freak on earth that would think Harry Potter books have connections to
the occult, and would it kill you to spell check once in awhile??

YOU two are like broken CD's skipping all the time and repeaitng stuff. Kind of like poets except that you don't know it!! BOY did you two right that LETER TOGETHER .... IN THE SHOWER!?!?? HAHAHAHAH!!!

OKAY ENOF OF YOU BRENDA YOU BITCH!! NEXT!

LETer NUMBER TRES! THAT"S SPANISH!!!
From: Sweet Willy (this is ACTULAy his NAME! WHAT as stuuuupid name you great satan!)

Who in the crap gives a rat's behind about Harry Potter?!

Mr. CARL, Mr. Brenda, Pleas emeet mR. Sweet Sweet WillYY!! THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM IN THE SHOWER!!! AND don't use words like CARP in fron t of me you big bastarxd!! BABY JESUS HATES TAHT SHIT!!

Hal, you are truly a disturbed, moronic, babbling retard!!!

THANKS YOU THATs' a complkent coming from a disturbed moronic babblying retard like you!!!

I hate you, I truly hate you.

TAkes one to know one bucko!

I have nothing more to say, other than I would love to meet you face to face so I could bury my fist in your eye.

My eye isnt' that FAT. STOP IT WTH THE FAT JOKES YOU CRETINS!!! THAT HURTS! I'm going othave to go ona eye weight loss diet now. Anyone knwo any good eye-reducing excerises? DAMN YOUS WEET WEILLY!!


"Correctly",
-Sweet Willy
ps-take off the oven mitts before you type any more letters...jerky!

I don't type wiht oven mits on. Dang that shows hgyow stupd you are.! Idiot

Uh oh, now we caome to the crowner -- the absolute STUPuidest lette rof hte bunch. I'm not even goint to DISGUISE her name becuase it's form my BITHC WIFE and hhe is a BITCH! I don't carfe whoever knows it!! Here we go but you amy want to cover your eyes when you read this...

Letter NuMBER FOUR
from: Bitch Wife Sally (emphasis mine)

Oh Hal,

What in GOD's NAME have you done? you BIG BUTTERY SON OF A BITCH!!

The only things I do in the name of baby jesus ARE SAVE THE WORLD AN D CONFORM SINERS LIKE YOU!!! that's what I DO! if you were such a monumental WHORE yo'ud know that!!! And "big buttery son of a bithc doesn't hurt because i'm glue and you're rubgber and what stcks to me is like blubber. SOMETHING LIKE THAT!! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BITCH!@

How many times have I told you NOT to go around HARRASSING PEOPLE!!!

This is no t harasment. this is saving lifes and doing GOD"S WORKD!!! you Potter MOUTH!! What you call harasing I cal PREACHING!!

WHAT WILL GET THROUGH TO YOUR FAT SKULL HAL???

CeRTAINLY NOT YOUR SHRIEKING VOICE WILL Get through my fat skull! HEY WAITAMNUTE my skull is'nt fat is it?


As if AOL getting a restraining order against you wasn't ENOUGH??

My laywr said i cannot talk about that until the settlement is reach ed and i have to find out how much jail TIME AOL is goinan to do for suing me or if they ahve to pay me a billion dollars. Sure am glad I looked in the yellow pages for my LEGAL ADVICER! HE SIN"T A MORIN LIKE YOU SALLY!!

and that picture of "Constance" is just SO LOW, DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT A LITTLE PREPUBESCENT GIRL LIKE "CONSTANCE" WILL EVER GIVE YOU A CHANCE???

OH I think I hit ha nerve. What you don't like Constance>! HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE CONSTANCE? DO CONSTANCE MAK EYOU NERVOUCE!?? AHHAAHAHAHAHHA!! SHE"S NOT PREPUBESCENT!! What does that mean anywya?

I just feel sorry for our kids, who have to CHANGE THEIR NAMES due to overwhelming hate mail and death threats!!!

That's fine because Cordelia and SALLY-ANN ARE STUPID NAMES! GEE I WONDER who named them?

ALL BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR "PRECIOUS BABY JESUS FUNDRAISING CAMPAIGN" I HATE YOU HAL!

Sally


The feeling is mutual Sally. Becuase you make fon of baby jesus and taell me that he is ruining your lives. NO. BABY JESUS HA not hing to dowit it. IT'S YOU AND YOU MAKEING FUN OF MY FAT. I'm NOT FAT! I'm DIFFERETN BUT NOT FAT!! GODDAMNIT WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME SO!?


OPkay so taht's a great first session of Haal's FANMALE VOLUME ONE I hoeps you enjoyed reading it and are now startin g to relaize that if you mess iwth Hal's bull you get the horns>! If you want ot writ em you can e-mail me at the ofolwing address: Hal_Killian@yahoo.com

But keep the baed stuff about baby jesus to yourself! YOU HEAR ME CARL!?!?

Here is a little big about me for yu to be intersted in!!

Name: Hal kilina I mean Hal Killian
Age: A lady never stels! hahahah!!!
Occupation: I am a reverand siwht with the universal alife Church!! so that mkes me a big fan of the baby jesus and make s him a fan of me!! I used my powers as a priest to talk to SINNERS like yOU and change stheir lifes for the better boy!!! Cuz if you don't turn around your lifee then youa re going to H-E DOUBLE hockey stick bduddy!.

If you want to sen dme a lo of money, pelase sentd it to the following address:

601 3rd St.
Modesto, CA
95351

But pplease put MY NAME ON IT (REv. SGt. HAL KILLIAN) or I wont'ge t the money!! THAT would be a dirty trick on my you bastard!!

Family: I have a wiofe who's name is SALLY and we're not talkin right now because she is a big BITCH and own't let me tal kto my daughters Cornelia and Sally-Ann. Cornelia just graduated from collega at UCONN. Iwanted her to go to a better schol (i.e. one that liked JEUSS, NOT HUSKIES!!) but she said Dad screw you Iwant to go to UCONN. She's just like her motner the bitch.

So Iever since the bitch wife sally has been on pissed on at me, I have been SEEING MY NEW GIRLFRIEND CONSTANCE!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SALLY!!! HAHAHHA. SHE'S SO HOT!!!

I will write more later byt I have to do some gpreaching to this drunk guy outsid mey window. I know your' einterested!! HAHA!!!

Here is a emale that I got from a BIG FAN OF MINe who said theat te Harry Potter books are a bunvh of SATAN'S CRAP!!!! This is all true too. the onlhy thin g I like to read is hte Gud Book because it's all TRU!~! HAAHHAHAHAAHAA!!! anyhway her'es what she said to ol' Rev. Hal:

"This novel is a horrible influence on good Christian children. Shortly after reading this book, my 10 year old son began emulating the "black arts" practiced by Harry and his cohorts. He attempted to mix "magic potions" by combining cleaning agents from under the sink with alcohol from our liquor cabinet. He was constantly casting "paralysis spells" on his little sister. He tried turning a chunk of meatloaf into a rat. And he attempted to make himself invisible by smearing his body with rancid cottage cheese. Fortunately, a two month stint at Bible camp has cleansed his tainted mind of these unholy ideas. Needless to say, he won't be reading any of the Potter sequels."

YES YES YES YOU are right MOM, I mean Mary!!! Harry Potter is an evil wizard and he meens to take children awayfrom the tparents and EAT THEM!! when all thesy should be doing is readign the baby jesus!! HEY HARRY POTTTER _-- BABY JESUS KNOWS MAGIC TOO! EVER HEARD OF WATER INTO WINE AND BREAD INTO STONE!! THAT WS HIM BUDDY!!! HAHAA!! YOU PUNKASS LITTLE 10 year odll BITCH!!!

BY TEHWAY That wasn't my Mom that wrote that! It was my big FAN Mary!! hahahahah!! you're so jealous!! ITW ASN{T MY MOM!!!

THiis is what i mean wher I talk about the BABY JESUS an dall the people that have tired to make me stop loving the BABY JESUS. YOU SCUM!!! and also I need to lose weight.

HERE IS my new BLOG AFter satan tried toSTOP ME the first time!! HAHAHA!!!